aging

Sad signs of aging:

1. I broke a tooth today eating a cheesie. A CHEESIE!!!
2. After breaking the tooth I did not plan to see a dentist. I simply counted my remaining teeth and divided that number by my remaining life expectancy to decide that I can afford to lose two teeth per year.
3. Not caring that in five years my smile will look like I just crawled out of a dumpster. No one will care.